איש המסתורין הגיע, ואמר שאני לא בפוקוס
הוא אמר שעבור סכום זעום אוכל להגיע לנירוונה הלילה
אם אני מוכן ומזומן לשלם את שכרו הרגיל
הוא יעזוב את התחייבויותיו הקודמות ויקדיש את תשומת ליבו אליי
אבל אני אמרתי:
תסתכל הנה אחי, על מי אתה מנסה לעבוד עם הקשקוש הקוסמי הזה? (על מי אתה מנסה לעבוד עם הקשקוש הקוסמי הזה ?)
תסתכל הנה אחי, אל תבזבז את זמנך עליי...
איש המסתורין התרגש, והחל לסב על עקבו
הוא הושיט את ידו לכיס מכנסיו, והוציא ערכת גילוח
עכשיו, חשבתי שזה היה תער, וצנצנת עם סחל'ה מגעיל
אבל הוא מיד אמר, כשהפקק נפתח, שאין דבר שקופסתו לא תעשה
עם השמנים של אפרודיטה, והאבק של הוואז הגדול
הוא אמר, אולי אתה סקפטי לגבי כל זה, אבל זה ירפא גם את האסטמה שלך
אז אמרתי לו::
תסתכל הנה אחי, על מי אתה מנסה לעבוד עם הקשקוש הקוסמי הזה? (איזה מן גורו אתה בכלל?)
תסתכל הנה אחי, אל תבזבז את זמנך עליי
סולו...
יש לי צרות משלי, אמרתי, אינך יכול לעזור לי
אז קח את התרופות וההכנות שלך ודחוף אותן במעלה עכוזך
“אבל יש לי כדור בדולח!” הוא אמר,
והושיט אותו לאור, אז חטפתי אותו ממנו
והראיתי לו איך לעשות את זה נכון
עטפתי את ראשי בעיתונים, שאראה יותר עמוק
אמרתי כמה הוקוס פוקוס, אמרתי לו לךלישון!
לקחתי לו את הטבעת ושעון הכיס, וכל דבר אחר שמצאתי
ממש היפנטתי אותו, הוא לא יכל להשמיע אף הגה
המשכתי לנבא את העתיד שלו, כל זמן שהוא נשאר בסביבה
אמרתי, מחיר הצריכה שלך כרגע עלה , ואמא שלך כרגע ירדה!
תסתכל הנה אחי, על מי אתה עובד עם הקשקוש הקוסמי הזה? (רגע , זה פונצ'ו אמיתי או מהמזוייפים?)
תסתכל הנה אחי (אתה לא יודע, אתה יכול לעשות יותר כסף כקצב), אז אל תבזבז את זמנך עליי
שאאאאנטי - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeQ_S8G16Rw
The Mystery Man came over
An' he said: "I'm outa-site!"
He said, for a nominal service charge,
I could reach nervonna t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me
An' he said: "I'm outa-site!"
He said, for a nominal service charge,
I could reach nervonna t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me
The Mystery Man got nervous
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:
"You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste yer time . . .
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said:
"You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!"
An' I said . . .
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
Look here brother,
Don't you waste your time on me
Don't waste yer time . . .
I've got troubles of my own, I said
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said
An' held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around,
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know,
You could make more money as a butcher,
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . . )
Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm
SSHONTAY
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said
An' held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around,
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "
Look here brother,
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?)
Don't you know,
You could make more money as a butcher,
So don't you waste your time on me
(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . . )
Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm
SSHONTAY
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